[quote]When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? [/quote] Yes, they outsource the sign making until the strike is complete [quote]Why is the word "abbreviation" so long? [/quote] To allow you to feel the need for abbreviations [quote] Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary? [/quote] To provide as complete a list as possible [quote]Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio? [/quote] Its a subconscious act meant to remove distraction [quote]Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?[/quote] Broker is an old term meant to signify the act of making a deal over the years it evolved into a title for someone who works for a brokerage [quote]If you're in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?[/quote] Absolutely nothing, the lights will come on but you won't be able to see them since you're traveling at the same speed [quote]If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke? [/quote] Yes, just a bad joke [quote] Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? [/quote] Because "structure" just sounds wrong [quote]Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? [/quote] Better question, if its called lipstick shouldn't it resemble either lips or a stick, maybe even lips on a stick? [quote]Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? [/quote] Because medicine is constantly changing, new procedures and treatments are being developed daily. The use of the word "practice" implies the doctor is constantly learning and improving his/her profession. [quote]Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?[/quote] In order for glue to dry and stick to a surface it needs to be exposed to "open air" [quote]If you can't drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? [/quote] So you know where to find your car the next day after the cab took you home that night [quote]If space is a vacuum, who changes the bags? [/quote] Its bagless [quote]Why do wise guy and wise man mean entirely different things? [/quote] A wise guy knows when to keep his mouth shut, a wise man knows when to talk [quote] If I save time, when do I get it back? [/quote] Never, the concept of saving time was developed by corporations in order to sell you useless products you don't need [quote]Why do we say "a pair of pants" when there is only one article of clothing involved? [/quote] You use them to cover your pair of legs [quote]Why do they call it quicksand when it sucks you down slowly?[/quote] Actual quicksand is made when a cavern under the desert is quickly filled with sand, this can occur due to a tiny earthquake or sometime the weight of a person shifts the sand enough. It is indeed quick [quote]Can Vegans eat Animal crackers?[/quote] Yes, but most won't because those too have faces [quote]PS or XBX?[/quote] XBX [quote]Apple or Android?[/quote] Android [quote]Why are we here?[/quote] To live and impact the world either with our actions or by leaving children to carry our lineage [quote]Destiny or Halo?[/quote] Both [quote]What if the following sentence is true. But the previous sentence is false?[/quote] Then you have found the paradoxical statement that will save us from the machines. All of humanity may now rejoice as the machines overload their processors in an attempt to solve this statement. [quote]Why is Bacon have "Bake" in it when we cook it?[/quote] You can bake it too [quote]Why does Cookies have "Cook" in it when we bake them?[/quote] In some places they're called biscuits [quote]Imperials or Stormcloaks?[/quote] Imperials [quote]Is PC truly #masterrace?[/quote] Not as long as we hold your previous paradoxical statement [quote]What % of fat do you like in your milk?[/quote] Whatever is on sale [quote]Hot tea or Iced tea?[/quote] Both have their merits [quote]Hot dogs or hamburgers?[/quote] Hamburgers [quote]Beef or Pork?[/quote] Pork [quote]How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?[/quote] The world may never know [quote]Trucks, Cars, or Vans?[/quote] Jeeps [quote]Sony or Microsoft? [/quote] Microsoft is Skynet [quote]Is Cortana really kill?[/quote] No [quote]Walmart or Target?[/quote] Walmart [quote]Who is your favorite Ninja/Bng employee?[/quote] DeeJ [quote]How do you like your steak?[/quote] Rare [quote]Who expects the Spanish Inqusition? [/quote] I do [quote]Is this what the people of Bel-Air living like?[/quote] No, they live better [quote]My ancestors are smiling down on me Imperials, can you say the same?[/quote] No, because they're dead [quote]How do you get to Carnegie hall? [/quote] Money, lots and lots of money [quote]Is a male magician a wizard or a warlock?[/quote] Neither, he's just a magician [quote]Oak or Pine trees?[/quote] Pine [quote]What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Swallow?[/quote] 15-20 nauts [quote]Is country music [i]really[/i] that bad?[/quote] Depends on the artist [quote]Are you a brony?[/quote] No [quote]What country do you live in?[/quote] I live in a house [quote]Do you even lift?[/quote] Yes, my lazy butt out of bed to go to work [quote]Inspiration to do an AMA?[/quote] Reasons