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8/18/2015 5:18:29 AM
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I meant nothing of the sort. How vulgar!
[spoiler]She'll be calling you soon. Don't ask how she got your number.[/spoiler]
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I think I should be worried...
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You should be.
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*Hidesss*
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*Is hijacked* BA: Just let it happen.
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ehhhhhh nuuuuuuuu*Runs*
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Edited by Xtain 14114: 8/18/2015 6:22:38 AMBA: Hey Grig, I'mma borrow something of yours for a sec. *Clears throat* As a reference to a time long ago: Swiggity swooty, I'm coming for dat booty. *Runs after booty.* *Booty acquired.*
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Edited by Xtain 14114: 8/18/2015 6:24:30 AMIt's "a reference to a time long past!" *Sees waifu easily restraining Aerile with Awoken magic. Sees Fallen gulp.* Aren't we on our honeymoon? Shouldn't you be doing that to [i]me[/i]?
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BA: Oh. Right. Apologies... *Whispers in Aerile's ear-holes* [i]For now...[/i]
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*Whimpers and tries to push out of the magic*
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Oh shit! My bad! *Uses teh powers of Void and Solar energy to release Aerile.* There you go.
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Th-the hell was that?!
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What....What the hell did I just read?? I don't know wether I should be disturbed or bust out laughing. I think all just do both.
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A-agreed...
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That was...ma waifu. She can be a bit touchy-feely at times. You're lucky I got to you when I did, otherwise you'd be soaking in a puddle of your own...well, lets just say it wouldn't a been pretty.
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Huh...can you contain her or something? She's gonna like come after me again
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [i]CONTAIN HER![/i] THATS A GOOD ONE!
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So...I'm guessing that's a no and I'll be -blam!- by the end of the night?
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I had to travel inside the Traveler just to have a [i]chance[/i] at beating her. And I [i]still[/i] almost died!
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Hmmm what is she?
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An Awoken from before the Golden Age. She crashed in Roswell, and was taken in by the U.S Gov. I was lying dead on the banks of the Malaya Nevka River in Russia, back in 1916. They brought me back to life, kept me in a tube (which was actually very comfortable), and when the Traveler showed up, I made first contact. One thing lead to another and I ended up having my brain put into a predecessor of the Exo.
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So why do you guys 'love' eachother?
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Extended contact, same any other. Our rooms were right next to each other.
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Ah I see...ahem...what's she gonna do with me?
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Intercourse. Hot. Steamy. Intercourse.
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Why?...*Whimpers*
