Chuck Norris didn't just beat XYLAR. He wore his ass as a hat. Chuck Norris is so strong, his nose hair killed valus taur'uc. Chuck Norris doesn't spawn in an area. The area spawns for Chuck Norris. Atheon cheese was actually guardians channeling their inner Chuck Norris. When smoggy Pluto met Chuck Norris, his name became soogy poopoo. [spoiler]that smoggy Pluto one was shit lol[/spoiler] Chuck Norris instantly slaughtered Oryx by staring down his ass hat. A noob told Chuck Norris "git gud scrub". Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard it made the Queen wet. Paul McCartney misspelt Chuck Norris, He then became the Traveler in fear of his mere sweat!