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Chuck Norris Jokes - Destiny 2 Version
I'll start, and you tell me your Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris bought Thorn from the Gunsmith
Chuck Norris gave Gjallarhorn to Xûr
Chuck Norris found the 10th VoG chest on the release date
Chuck Norris didn't jump out of the bubble in time, Time's Vengeance was extended
Your turn
How about this one?
[spoiler]Why don't people mention Bruce Lee like they mention Chuck Norris?[/spoiler]
[spoiler]Because Bruce Lee ain't a f*cking joke![/spoiler]
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Edited by Kilerdrake: 8/18/2015 5:45:20 AMChuck Norris didn't just beat XYLAR. He wore his ass as a hat. Chuck Norris is so strong, his nose hair killed valus taur'uc. Chuck Norris doesn't spawn in an area. The area spawns for Chuck Norris. Atheon cheese was actually guardians channeling their inner Chuck Norris. When smoggy Pluto met Chuck Norris, his name became soogy poopoo. [spoiler]that smoggy Pluto one was shit lol[/spoiler] Chuck Norris instantly slaughtered Oryx by staring down his ass hat. A noob told Chuck Norris "git gud scrub". Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him so hard it made the Queen wet. Paul McCartney misspelt Chuck Norris, He then became the Traveler in fear of his mere sweat!
