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8/18/2015 6:53:07 AM
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[b]Elijah notices the demon.[/b]
"Oh great. More weirdos from hell."
[spoiler]Elijah cant bring you in sorry. Phantom is in the bridge... Elijah hates Phantom...... You get my drift. Elijah also hates demons. As one hates him.[/spoiler]
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*I bump into the window and wake up* Whaa? Where am I? *I yawn a bit*
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"How do we turn on the windshield wipers?"
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[b]Why does EVERYONE want to be a demon????[/b] [b]Elijah looks at you.[/b] "I'll get Lethal..." [b]He gets up and begins walking away.[/b]
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.....im not a demon, im a god. I originally looked like a man but then I fell into a weird puddle and my appearance changed
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"Oh gods even better!" [b]Elijah mumbles as he walks away[/b] "Please just shoot me already."
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.....would a lazer the size of a bullet work?
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"Working on that right now."
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Edited by Zombie: 8/18/2015 7:11:28 AM*i point out to space a a few lazer go flying that way*
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[b]Elijah takes out an enormous minigun-shaped laser weapon. Its got missing parts, but it appears to be a gatling laser.[/b] "This will be better."
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Edited by Zombie: 8/18/2015 7:15:45 AM...try me.... *I point my finger out again and a lazer the size of a red giant star flies out into space*
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"WHAT THE -blam!- IS WRONG WITH YOU!!!! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MANY PLANETS ARE INCINERATED NOW???? JESUS WHAT..... WHAT THE -blam!-!!!????!!!!"
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......I do that all the time. *I snap my fingers and all the planets pop back into existence*
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"Jesus christ.... Where the hell am i??? A talking potato, A demon wolf, A god goat, A team of super-soldiers... Are caramba!"
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[spoiler]im sad I'm not on the list[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]wat r u?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]basically a lizard alien.[/spoiler]
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...I hope im not the god goat....
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"You are."
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*I teleport onto the ship* Dont call me goat god. I hate goats, and its not my fault I look this way.
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"Jesus... Well you dont have to act like Satan. Now go talk with Phantom. I refuse to call him the boss so im just going to call him an dishonorable thug, that is in charge of other dishonorable thugs."
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He can throw you off the ship any time he wants and I would gladly do it for him
