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8/18/2015 11:10:16 AM
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He shot me in the hand, electrocuted me and made a hologram of my puppy so he could snap its neck now he wants to kill me....we all know that's the last thing he should try
*sharpens the blade*
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"He snapped your puppy's neck? Sounds like I owe that guy a drink. He's doing my work for me."
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*snaps the blade in half* Seems like every last one of you is the same in some way
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"Not really. I would've thrown it out of the airlock, personally."
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Well if you need me I'll be testing out a trans dimensional bomb *drops the scythe and walks out of the room*
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"Understood." He finishes the simulation, and the holograms shut down.
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Well if I end ripping us across multiple dimensions completely obliterating our atoms don't blame me
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"Oh, I'll be fine. They'll just make a new version of me, and then send me to Hell so o can kick your ass in the afterlife."
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Whatever
