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Edited by Lord Sicarius:
4/1/2016 10:13:36 PM
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The Last Video Game Character You Saw Is Who You Will Marry
As the title says, the last character you saw before you stopped playing a video game is whom you will marry. I'm apparently marrying some random soldier from BF4....
Edit: A lot of awkward marriages hahaha
Edit 2: Goodness ya'll gonna have a crappy life from this point forward
Edit 3: Sorry guys, I've been so busy with football so I didn't get to see the responses, but man there was quite a lot! Thanks for sharing your successful as well as dreaded marriages!
Edit 4: Thanks for the 1000 replies! I appreciate all of your funny misfortunes! I also celebrate with those of you who had some niiiiiice marriages ;)
SUPER EDIT: YOU ARE NOW GRANTED IMMORTALITY. Just kidding. Anyways, there appears to be a lot of people who have married Samus...and we can't have that. So, with being the genius I am I came up with this idea. If you haven't posted yet, and you last saw Samus, you now are given a lollipop in place of her and two yellow fish. This will serve as your eternal happiness. You're welcome.
MEGA EDIT: Thanks so much for the replies guys! I have been sick and had so many things going on and yet this is STILL going on! I am impressed with how many marital problems we're gonna have on these forums!
TRENDING ALERT: Marriage is trending guys! It's da new thang mayn. All the cool kids are doing it!
STILL ALIVE: This thread has been granted immortality.
THIS HAS BEEN REVIVED?!?!
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2 RepliesUuuhhhh... I... Uh.... Crota... Ummmm... Uh.....
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5 RepliesOmnigul...
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3 RepliesNightfall. Valus tairuc
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1 ReplyUmmmmm [spoiler]deathsinger[/spoiler]
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I don't think I would ever want to marry Urrox. O.O
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It would either be Femshep (yus) or final form saren (oh god plz nu)
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Maya, the Siren. Siren booty is the best booty ;)
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Quiet from The Phantom Pain....Nice!
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Last time I came here, I was marrying an Exo Warlock, which I'm pretty sure is illegal. This time, it's a Khajiit. I'm cool with that. At least Ja'Zana's flesh and blood. ..thank the Gods I wasn't playing Metroid, I guess..
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Some white 11 year old kid who kept calling me a nîggà every time I shot him in Blops 2.[spoiler]FML[/spoiler]
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My 34 titan [spoiler]he's a male so that will be weird[/spoiler]
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I'm marrying a Lamborghini siesto elemento from nfs rivals [spoiler]GOTTA GO FAST[/spoiler]
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At least Big Boss is pretty hot
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<3 u Cortana ^_^
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Myself [spoiler]xD[/spoiler]
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That postmaster robot in the reef
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1 ReplyConnor kenway
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Petra venj I GOT LUCKY!!
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1 Replymy character from Monster Hunter 4. [spoiler]thank God that was the one character I decided to make female[/spoiler]
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Master Rahool[spoiler]oh bby[/spoiler]
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Master Chief or Cortana
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I'm marring a feral war dog.
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My Spartan from reach
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9 RepliesSam from until dawn hmmm wooooo
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Emily from Until Dawn. Can I please shoot myself?
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2 RepliesBunk3r. Oh god plz no
