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Edited by Lord Sicarius:
4/1/2016 10:13:36 PM
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The Last Video Game Character You Saw Is Who You Will Marry
As the title says, the last character you saw before you stopped playing a video game is whom you will marry. I'm apparently marrying some random soldier from BF4....
Edit: A lot of awkward marriages hahaha
Edit 2: Goodness ya'll gonna have a crappy life from this point forward
Edit 3: Sorry guys, I've been so busy with football so I didn't get to see the responses, but man there was quite a lot! Thanks for sharing your successful as well as dreaded marriages!
Edit 4: Thanks for the 1000 replies! I appreciate all of your funny misfortunes! I also celebrate with those of you who had some niiiiiice marriages ;)
SUPER EDIT: YOU ARE NOW GRANTED IMMORTALITY. Just kidding. Anyways, there appears to be a lot of people who have married Samus...and we can't have that. So, with being the genius I am I came up with this idea. If you haven't posted yet, and you last saw Samus, you now are given a lollipop in place of her and two yellow fish. This will serve as your eternal happiness. You're welcome.
MEGA EDIT: Thanks so much for the replies guys! I have been sick and had so many things going on and yet this is STILL going on! I am impressed with how many marital problems we're gonna have on these forums!
TRENDING ALERT: Marriage is trending guys! It's da new thang mayn. All the cool kids are doing it!
STILL ALIVE: This thread has been granted immortality.
THIS HAS BEEN REVIVED?!?!
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Kitana :D
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The lotus
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3 RepliesI last saw sarah Palmer. ............so I get to marry a sexy chick who likes guns
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Edited by emhurley: 9/3/2015 2:09:21 AMJust saw the queen a few minutes ago in a cutscene for my lvl 16 hunter....[spoiler]dammit Now I have an ass as a brother in law[/spoiler] [spoiler]make him collect gate lord heads hue hue hue hue[/spoiler]
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Hmmmmm my best friends minecraft character he's a guy
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1 ReplyEdited by GingerlyWalnut3: 9/2/2015 4:54:30 PM>be me >remembers which game I last played >halo 4 >halo 4 has Cortana >gets excited >starts fapping >realizes that Cortana wasn't in that cutscene >Fml.jpg >rewatches cutscene >Sarah Palmer is in it >gets excited again >fapping intensifies >cums on screen >only sees part of the screen >the screen shows Captain Del Rio >... >... > He got dat ass doe > ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyMaster chief
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My hunter
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Lucina from fire emblem Yeeee
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I might die.
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Yesssss Petra Venj
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1 ReplyI have to marry a space ninja that can actually kill me...
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The main woman from metro last light
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My hunter :D
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Edited by JORDIROCKS: 9/3/2015 12:43:39 AMI saw loracroft;) oooooh yea
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Hello there, emerald herald.
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1 ReplySkolas or Petra
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At least my warlocks a female. Wait I played skyrim after so my wife in skyrim I forget her name at the moment.
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kitana
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Samus Aran [spoiler]YEEAAAAHHHHH[/spoiler]
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Hell yeah! Lara Croft
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Lester from GTA 5, he can be my sugar daddy
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1 ReplyI can't wait to get inside it.
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2 RepliesSamus aran. I'm not sure to be super happy or scared. Scaroused i suppose.
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6 RepliesOracle from batman
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The Illusive Man.........
