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8/18/2015 3:59:23 PM
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That was...ma waifu. She can be a bit touchy-feely at times. You're lucky I got to you when I did, otherwise you'd be soaking in a puddle of your own...well, lets just say it wouldn't a been pretty.
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Huh...can you contain her or something? She's gonna like come after me again
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [i]CONTAIN HER![/i] THATS A GOOD ONE!
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So...I'm guessing that's a no and I'll be -blam!- by the end of the night?
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I had to travel inside the Traveler just to have a [i]chance[/i] at beating her. And I [i]still[/i] almost died!
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Hmmm what is she?
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An Awoken from before the Golden Age. She crashed in Roswell, and was taken in by the U.S Gov. I was lying dead on the banks of the Malaya Nevka River in Russia, back in 1916. They brought me back to life, kept me in a tube (which was actually very comfortable), and when the Traveler showed up, I made first contact. One thing lead to another and I ended up having my brain put into a predecessor of the Exo.
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So why do you guys 'love' eachother?
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Extended contact, same any other. Our rooms were right next to each other.
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Ah I see...ahem...what's she gonna do with me?
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Intercourse. Hot. Steamy. Intercourse.
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Why?...*Whimpers*
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She's [i]adventurous.[/i]
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What do I do?!
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Keep yourself behind Variks at all times. She's not interested in the male gender anymore, because, well... You may heard the legends.
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*Hides behind Variks shivering*
