My birthday was yesterday and I got to have the destiny themed party that I've always wanted since I was 12 years old! My nana surprised me by flying here all the way from Peru. She even hired a sitter to take care of her llamas! But the best surprise of all, the very best surprise was when nana handed me that destiny themed bag (Omg it had crota eating shit and dying it was so neat)! I pulled out the tissue paper, shoved my hand to the bottom of the bag and guess what I pulled out?!? A BLACK POLO SHIRT WITH A EMBROIDERED DESTINY LOGO!!!! I nearly vomited with joy! My mom only got me a new bike (stupid bitch who rides bikes these days?) So this morning I put on my destiny shirt and headed off to school with pb&j in the sack! My teachers were clearly all jealous, and the ladies would not stop staring! I've seriously been blushing since 1st period. After lunch (my favorite class) I faked a stomach ache so I could come home and watch the live stream. Everything felt like a fairy tale until the twitch stream started and WHAT FHE -blam!-, Deej was wearing the exact same shirt as me!!!!! Everyone hates deej and now we practically look like 20 year age gap twinsies!! This is -blam!-ing bullshit, I hate destiny and I hope nanas llamas get aids. -blam!- bungie I quit, you guys can all eat my poop. [spoiler]runny poop[/spoiler]