>Be me >Pangendered aromantic demisexual wolfkin with bark/barks/barkself pronouns >Wake up and thank feminism for providing me with this beautiful healthy body >I check my privilege before going out, as I do every day >Driving down the sidewalk in my motorized scooter >Drive past privileged cis male scum >"Hey how's it going?" >I lose it >"EXCUSE ME?!" >-blam!- culture was so ingrained in his inferior male mind that he didn't even think twice before -blam!- me >"What? I'm sorry, I--" >By this point I'm infuriated. He didn't even bother to check his privilege before speaking. >Cis scum police officer sees the man -blam!- me and runs over to serve justice >"What's going on over here?" >The man speaks up first, probably to spread lies the patriarchy has taught him. >"I was just standing minding my own business and then this woman--" >"WOMAN?!" >Being misgendered is one of my triggers >I cry the great feminist battle cry >"RAAAAAAAPE!! RAAAAAAAPE!!" >I begin spinning in my motorized scooter >Policeman tazes me >My 410-pound body is too healthy; it can't handle the shock. >Wake up in the hospital >Doctor is a privileged cis male >"It's a miracle you survived that shock. Your heart's not in very good condition. We should probably see about getting you on a diet to try and lose some of the extra wei--" >I lash out >"Are you FAT SHAMING me??" >"No I'm not shaming you, I'm just saying--" >"STOP -blam!- ME YOU PRIVILEGED FATPHOBIC CIS MALE BASTARD" >I start thrashing. Fat shaming is another one of my triggers. >Miss, can you please calm down" >Get double triggered >I fall out of bed and start thrashing on the floor in the hospital bedding >Nurses try to pick me up >Get triple triggered >I lose control of my bladder just as my vision starts to fade >"I'm going to see the great feminists in the sky!" >Burn in Hell