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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/21/2015 2:24:55 AM
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*I fire a lazer at myself killing myself*
[spoiler]ill be revived later.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]you seriously didn't just open it[/spoiler] Oh. Well, this is awkward.
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[spoiler]i dont trust you [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lel[/spoiler]
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*Sithis stops* Maybe ill take one look into the book. *he grabs it and begins to read*
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*it says* To whom ever may read this book. I hope you find it helpful. The story begins on the next page. Enjoy.
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*I continue reading*
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*there is a troll face* [spoiler]this is all I wanted to do[/spoiler] *the mouth starts moving and singing the troll song* [spoiler]the book I was reading all along was a spell book[/spoiler]
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*I begin shooting lazers destroying everything*
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*the more lasers the bigger it gets* [spoiler]no h8 plz[/spoiler]
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*I shoot it*
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*it deflects back* *I appear* What did I miss? What is that?
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*I shoot multiple lazers at you and all around you*
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*uses Pants* WOAH!!!!
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*A portal appears beneath you and as you fall I close it cutting you in half*
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[spoiler]woah woah woah[/spoiler] *I levitate without falling* [spoiler]book ftw[/spoiler]
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-blam!- you. *I take out a gun and shoot a regular bullet at you*
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*it starts floating right before it hits me* *it turns around* *I flick it at you*
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*It returns to the gun* -blam!- you and everything you stand for.
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I have no clue what's going on! *I start floating higher* [spoiler]will continue tomorrow[/spoiler]
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Im going to kill you and eat you remains.
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That's creepy.
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Fine, ill kill you and feed your blood to isidro and your body to his snake.
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[spoiler]its ok. I think that's a type of porn somewhere.....[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]what[/spoiler]
