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Edited by Tiber of Astora: 8/21/2015 4:37:36 AM
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The Bounty Board

THIS IS A WIP Bounty Board _____ *You walk down to the bounty board and find it covered in pages.* Here you will find the various bounties needed to gain more money and gear. Gay in the Gulag A serial ràpist has caused havoc in an all-male Russian prison. We need you to kill him and bring back his cock as proof of the deed. (Reward $12) (Cost -12% dank factor & -6% vitality) Vidi Vici Veni A member of the Sovereignty claims a man slept with his daughter. Kill him and bring his head as proof of your kill. (Reward $12) (Cost -12% dank factor & -6% vitality) Marxist Aliens A group of alien communists has stolen from the Uruguay National Bank. They claim they want to redistribute the bank's wealth, but did so without asking. Kick their asses and bring back their ass cheeks as proof of your work. (Reward $12) (Cost -12% dank factor & -6% vitality) Killer Pussy Someone's cat has gotten loose. It's apparently linked to the accidental man slaughter of an important Uruguayan government official. His family has put out a bounty. Bring back the pussy's tail as evidence. (Reward $12) (Cost -12% dank factor & -6% vitality) Pornography Historian A historian has recently attempted to compile an accurate depiction of the history of pornography. He apparently failed to do so accurately and made some production groups look like pedophiles. Needless to say, they want him dead. Bring back a signed copy of his history book as proof. (Reward $12) (Cost -12% dank factor & -6% vitality)

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