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Edited by AHungryPenguino:
8/22/2015 10:42:59 AM
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Oh really? Sick. I'm part demon myself. Although I don't really follow up on that side *takes a swig of beer* ever been to the underworld?
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No I haven't. And im not part demon. Demons flee at the sight of my light. And if they dont, they die.
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As I said, part demon and it's not that strong, besides I like the light. *finishes my beer* your gonna have to try harder than that *smirks*
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I am not exposing my light. If i do, you will die. *finishes margarita* *smirks* I hunt your kind, for fun
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Meh.. -shrugs- go ahead I never liked them anyway. If anything I'll take you to the underworld and you can do your work.
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Sounds. Fun.
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Intrested? Follow me. *gets up* I'll open a portal in the back alley.*goes outside and steps into the alley*
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*follows unusually happy*
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*pulls out chalk and draws a pattern onto the then starts speaking in a runic tongue then a blue portal opens* alright just jump in but be careful it could have adverse effects on you and there are guards on the other side of the gate... Anything you want done before you go?
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Yeah *smirks and turns into gargoyle* Im ready
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Yknow your still freaking hot in that form I'm sorry but come on *smiles* just jump on in I'll be behind you cause I doubt my 5% blood line will affect me too bad
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But im sexless in this form, and quite hideous. But whatever floats yer boat. *jumps in*
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*jumps in behind and my hand takes the form of a dragon claw with rough leather instead of scales just as I fall into the underworld* so whatcha think?
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Ummm... this feels odd
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Of course your in the underworld where you would normally be dead. Except your not... Just try not to faint.
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*muscles through not fainting* How much longer?
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Now... *enter a blinding light as we pass through the gate fully* welcome to the underworld *bows* now.. Do your worst eh?
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*catches breath* *smirks* *flies up, roars and breathes fire, dives into the ground creating a 500ft crater* 'Sup bitches!
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*stares* I like how this girl works... *simply watches in amusement* yknow they'll be sendin an army soon
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*laughs* Let them come *initiates gargoyle celebratory dance* [spoiler]which is very comically awkward[/spoiler]
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Uhh... Alright then! Hahah.. Be careful.. When will you reveal your light?
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*while slow dancing* Only if i have to
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Alright sounds like they are on their way though I'd get rea-*a whole army of demons appears in the distance all screaming and shouting*dy welp here they come
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*eyes glow red, smirks* Come and get me bitches!!! *waits in gargoyle fighting stance, which basically looks like I'm taking a hard shit*
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*watches* I wonder what will happen... Need any help?
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Sure! *demons attack like a massive wave of darkness, towering over us* *breathes fire, eviscerating everything the flames touch* Buahahahahahaha!!!!!
