So right now, as I'm certain you know, it is summer. I've gone on holiday with most of my family. I have a rich Aunt and Uncle in America, my Grandma lives in Ireland, and I'm British, but those things aren't important. A total of 13 of us on holiday.
-Me, 14
-My Sister, 11
-My Mom
-My Dad
-My two Aunts and Uncles
-My 5 cousins, 2 male, 13 and 15, and 3 female, 7, 10 and 14 respectively
I am especially close with my 10 year old cousin. We like the same things, anime, video games, she's pretty mature for her age too. I'll call her S for convenience. Back to the story. I'm staying in a villa in Portugal. There are three separate areas for each of our families. There are two floors, with my male cousins set of rooms on top. There is a balcony that overlooks the deep end, 2.3 meters, of the pool. I think you can see where this is going. Anyway, I'm with my male cousins up on the balcony. They are egging me on, to jump off the balcony, into the deep end. I decided to jump, but just as I do, S jumps into the pool from the bottom floor as I am about to. What happens next is brutal. The height means I hit the water faster, fast enough to push her head, on the bottom of my right foot, into the bottom of the pool. Not only that, but my left foot is on the back of her neck, so thats broken. Regardless, I'm a heavy guy, at 8 stone and 5' 8''. So she has her head cracked, and her neck broken at the bottom of the pool. I'm in shock. She floats up. I float up, and am pulled out of the water by her Dad, my Uncle, who is 6 foot something. He punches me in the jaw and throws me to the ground. He starts beating me up, swearing at me, yelling shit about my parents. No one talks shit about my parents. This is the point where I got in one little fight and my mom got scared, she said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air', I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. if anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'. I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air.
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I hate you
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I r8 8/8 m8.
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Niece click b8 m8
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Read the bottom part and didn't bother the read the rest. Originality 3/10.
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Touché sir, touché
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Step one: steal a gun
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Step 1 of wall text threads: Read bel air ending Step 2: leave satisfied that OP delivered
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I knew it
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Saw it coming from a mile away, still funny though.
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Top b8
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Very nice. 8/8 m8
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9/10 would read again