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8/22/2015 8:41:43 PM
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Here is the fanfic:
Randal comes up to Aerile, with cheesy pick-up lines in mind.
Aerile: "Umm, yes?"
Randal: "Hey girl are you a vandal? Cause I'm fallen for you~"
Aerile: "...I am a vandal."
Randal: ohcrap.jpg better try another one
Randal: "I'm here to ask you out and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum ;)."
Aerile: "...What?"
Randal: damnit. time for last resort.
Randal: "Hey girl are you a Vault Hunter? Cause I'd kill everyone on the planet to find you~"
Aerile: *bitch slaps*
Randal: shit why did it go so wrong
Randal: "Call me!"
Aerile: "No you jerk."
3 MONTHS LATER
RENDUL UND AISLE ARE MAEKIN OUT
THER BLUE TUNGES R EVRYWHARE
MM MM GOOD LIKE BOI-R-DEE
RANEL: OH YES BBY CUMHERE
ARIL: oH YES FEL THE LOBE
*SMOSH KIS TUNGE TUONGE*
RANDOLPH: LETS GET IN BED GURL
ARE ILL: BBY I CANT
RANDUL: Y NUT
ARELI: ITS RESERVED FOR VARIKZ
DUN DUN DUNNN
RNADUL: U WOT U HAV THE SMEXY TIMES WIT VARIKS?
ARLIE: YE AND ALSO HES UR LONG LOST DADEH
RANDEL: NOOOOOO
WIL RANDUL GET HIS ANSWRS? STAY TUNA 5 MOAR
[spoiler]p.s arel gets pregirs[/spoiler]
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10/10 would bump again!
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10/10 IGN I cri erraytim
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Lol this... Must get ANSURS
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Need more!
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My first lobe stray.
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This got more and more painful to read
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It's the point.
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[quote]Here is the fanfic: Randal comes up to Aerile, with cheesy pick-up lines in mind. Aerile: "Umm, yes?" Randal: "Hey girl are you a vandal? Cause I'm fallen for you~" Aerile: "...I am a vandal." Randal: ohcrap.jpg better try another one Randal: "I'm here to ask you out and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum ;)." Aerile: "...What?" Randal: damnit. time for last resort. Randal: "Hey girl are you a Vault Hunter? Cause I'd kill everyone on the planet to find you~" Aerile: *bitch slaps* Randal: shit why did it go so wrong Randal: "Call me!" Aerile: "No you jerk." 3 MONTHS LATER RENDUL UND AISLE ARE MAEKIN OUT THER BLUE TUNGES R EVRYWHARE MM MM GOOD LIKE BOI-R-DEE RANEL: OH YES BBY CUMHERE ARIL: oH YES FEL THE LOBE *SMOSH KIS TUNGE TUONGE* RANDOLPH: LETS GET IN BED GURL ARE ILL: BBY I CANT RANDUL: Y NUT ARELI: ITS RESERVED FOR VARIKZ DUN DUN DUNNN RNADUL: U WOT U HAV THE SMEXY TIMES WIT VARIKS? ARLIE: YE AND ALSO HES UR LONG LOST DADEH RANDEL: NOOOOOO WIL RANDUL GET HIS ANSWRS? STAY TUNA 5 MOAR [spoiler]p.s arel gets pregirs[/spoiler][/quote]
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Gold man
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XD Oh my god this is perfect!
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Is it a butter lobe stray then twilite?
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It is a better love story than Twilight XD
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What's your favorite part?
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RNADUL: U WOT U HAV THE SMEXY TIMES WIT VARIKS? ARLIE: YE AND ALSO HES UR LONG LOST DADEH
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I cracked up laughing at that part. XD
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* glares * We did not.
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Did you have smexy times?
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XD i have no idea, but this should be continued Hahaha
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You should know if you had smexy times with someone. [spoiler]( ͠° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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What did I just read
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A BUTTER LOBE STRAY THEN TWILITE
