Here is the fanfic: Randal comes up to Aerile, with cheesy pick-up lines in mind. Aerile: "Umm, yes?" Randal: "Hey girl are you a vandal? Cause I'm fallen for you~" Aerile: "...I am a vandal." Randal: ohcrap.jpg better try another one Randal: "I'm here to ask you out and chew bubblegum, and I'm all out of gum ;)." Aerile: "...What?" Randal: damnit. time for last resort. Randal: "Hey girl are you a Vault Hunter? Cause I'd kill everyone on the planet to find you~" Aerile: *bitch slaps* Randal: shit why did it go so wrong Randal: "Call me!" Aerile: "No you jerk." 3 MONTHS LATER RENDUL UND AISLE ARE MAEKIN OUT THER BLUE TUNGES R EVRYWHARE MM MM GOOD LIKE BOI-R-DEE RANEL: OH YES BBY CUMHERE ARIL: oH YES FEL THE LOBE *SMOSH KIS TUNGE TUONGE* RANDOLPH: LETS GET IN BED GURL ARE ILL: BBY I CANT RANDUL: Y NUT ARELI: ITS RESERVED FOR VARIKZ DUN DUN DUNNN RNADUL: U WOT U HAV THE SMEXY TIMES WIT VARIKS? ARLIE: YE AND ALSO HES UR LONG LOST DADEH RANDEL: NOOOOOO WIL RANDUL GET HIS ANSWRS? STAY TUNA 5 MOAR [spoiler]p.s arel gets pregirs[/spoiler]