I need to be roastified, bring me your tasty roasts. Only text faces tho, le Lenny is welcome.
On app so no emojis, only text face roast.
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Ay yo no roast here but plz halp: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/148738524/0/0]link[/url]
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👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my self 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠOOOOOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf
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Don't need to, your actual face does it for me.
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ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=ε=┌(; ̄◇ ̄)┘ Nope I'm out.
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< ̄`ヽ、 / ̄> ゝ、 \ /⌒ヽ,ノ /´ ゝ、 `( ( ͡o ͜ʖ ͡o) / > ,ノ ∠_,,,/´”
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..(\ /) .(•_•) ..t t )o
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╰( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )つ──☆*:・゚ [b][i][u]SWIGGITY SWOOGITY, NO ONE WANTS YOUR BOOTY!!![/u][/i][/b]
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💣🏢✈🏢🔥 Inside job
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9::::::::::====== |::::::::::====== |=========== |=========== | | | [spoiler]'MERICA[/spoiler]
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__________________ | cyborg | | Viking | | Unfair | |_________________| (\__/) || (• - •) || / う __________________ | Mr. Viking | | Is in | | There | |_________________| (\__/) || (• - •) || / う __________________ | Standing | | At the | | Concession | |_________________| (\__/) || (• - •) || / う __________________ | Plotting | | His | | Oppression | |_________________| (\__/) || (• - •) || / う
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<|:^B [spoiler]You. Are. A. Hillbilly[/spoiler]
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) [spoiler]classic[/spoiler]
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