[quote]You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's jizz on his face! My god, there's jizz everywhere! Running for your life (From Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) He's brandishing his Dick. (It's lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Living in the woods, (Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) Killing for sport, (Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) -blam!- all the bodies Actual, necrophiliac Lenny Labeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a rapist, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Lenny Labeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Sharpening a fap, (Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°).) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Fighting for your life with Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) Wrestling a knife from Lenny LaBeouf ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°), Stab it in his balls. Safe at last from Lenny LaBeouf. ( ͡+ ͜ʖ ͡+) You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Lenny LaBeouf ᕦ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)ᕤ[/quote]