I grabbed a red flag and tried to signal it over to my house, it came to my house and I was so excited that I pulled out my Glock-17 to shoot into the air, but they didn't take it too lightly.
>Shoots gun in the air
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>Jihadi bil Eid Miladi, ana ishrubit Pepsi minil ganani.
>Translation: Jihadi on my birthday, I drank pepsi from a bottle.
(It's a song I made, don't judge me)
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