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8/24/2015 12:59:54 AM
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"To make a clone of your head."
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"So you can claim the reward?"
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"Yep. If you let me I'll split it 50-50."
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"Alright I'll give you a sample of my hair so you can clone me"
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"Wonderful!............I just realized something."
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"And that is?"
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"What am I hanging from?" *Jack looks up(down?) and seeing nothing falls on the floor* "Ow."
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"Um...OK then"
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*Jack stands up* "Your hand please."
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[b]she holds out her hand[/b]
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*Jack takes out a comically large syringe*
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"Fine." *Jack throws the syringe off the roof and takes out a small device with a needle at the end*
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[b]she holds out her arm[/b]
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*Jack pokes her finger with the needle*
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"Anything else?"
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"Nope." *Jack walks to the edge of the building* "Oh wait! There is something! I didn't take your DNA."
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"Thats what the blood is for"
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"Let me rephrase that. I didn't take. I gave."
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"What?"
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"Yep. That little device put something in you."
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"What did you do?"
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*Jack turns around smiles dumbly* "No clue! I stole that thingy. All I know is it has a one time use."
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"Was it a micro chip or something?"
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*shrugs* "Microchip, tracking device, super dangerous incurable poison. Who knows?"
