*walks into post* *falls down from impact* *opens door* *enters post* *sees all the horny lesbians* Whoa, I'm not getting involved with this shit *looks at picture* *sees why lesbians are all horny* *leaves thread, giving no literal shits* *scrolls farther in offtopic* *faith in humanity commits suicide* *voted damustr8bbygurl for hitler* *shuts off companion app* *makes sandwich* *moves to couch with sandwich* *turns on Roku* *flips to YouTube* *takes bite of sandwich* *momentarily contemplates sexual intercourse with sandwich* *decides no* *watches JackSepticEye while eating sandwich* *laughs at retarded thing on screen* *chokes a little* *choking intensifies* *chokes more than a high school cheerleader* *coughs up sandwich* *hits dog in shoulder* *hitmarker* *vomits on dogs head* *air horns* *cleans mess up* *climbs into bed* *spends 3 hours on forums* *goes to PornHub to fap* *shuts off inter web* *listens to music* *sleeps* *wakes up* *comes on offtopic* *calls OP a fgt* *kills self*