So what do you say guys? Wanna take a break from all the religion, politics and selfie threads and just post a combination of the best the world has to offer?
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You're walking in the woods. There's no one around, And your phone is dead. Out of the corner of your eye you spot him, Shia Labeouf. He's following you About 30 feet back. He gets down on all fours and breaks into a sprint. He's gaining on you. Shia Labeouf. You're looking for your car, But you're all turned around. He's almost upon you now And you can see there's blood on his face! My god, there's blood everywhere! Running for your life (From Shia Labeouf.) He's brandishing a knife. (It's Shia Labeouf.) Lurking in the shadows Hollywood superstar Shia Labeouf. Living in the woods, (Shia Labeouf.) Killing for sport, (Shia Labeouf.) Eating all the bodies Actual, cannibal Shia Labeouf. Now it's dark and you seem to have lost him, But you're hopelessly lost yourself. Stranded with a murderer, You creep silently through the underbrush. A-ha! In the distance, A small cottage with a light on. Hope! You move stealthily toward it, But your leg! AH! It's caught in a bear trap! Gnawing off your leg, (Quiet, quiet.) Limping toward the cottage, (Quiet, quiet.) Now you're on the doorstep, Sitting inside, Shia Labeouf. Sharpening an ax, (Shia Labeouf.) But he doesn't hear you enter, (Shia Labeouf.) You're sneaking up behind him. Strangling superstar Shia Labeouf. Fighting for your life with Shia Labeouf, Wrestling a knife from Shia Labeouf, Stab it in his kidney. Safe at last from Shia Labeouf. You limp into the dark woods, Blood oozing from your stump leg. But you have won. You have beaten Shia Labeouf Wait! He isn't dead, Shia surprise! There's a gun to your head. And death in his eyes. But you can do Ju Jitsu. (You can do it) Body slam superstar Shia Labeouf. Legendary fight with Shia Labeouf. Normal Tuesday night for Shia Labeouf. You try to swing an axe at Shia Labeouf. But blood is draining fast from you stump leg. He's dodging every swipe, he parries to the left. You counter to the right, you catch him in the neck. Your chopping of his head now... You have just decapitated Shia Labeouf. His head toppled to the floor, expressionless. You fall to your knees and catch your breath. You are finally safe from Shia Labeouf.
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I don't like chocolate, but I like women
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Why is this a thing?
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Edited by MaqLite: 8/25/2015 12:41:30 AMHow'd I do?
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...lol
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Is it shit or is it chocolate? We may never know.
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huehuehuehuehue
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NECRO
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I bet that girl went to throw up after being covered in chocolate. To make up for what she absorbed through her skin.
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Chocolate<cum [spoiler]just saying[/spoiler] [spoiler]also Ninja bait[/spoiler]
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As much as I hate the objectification in this thread, I have to admit I'd love to lick chocolate off another girl.
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I have the weirdest boner
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What is up with thisnpost
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Inb4ban
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Inb4ban?
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Edited by PJ Sam: 9/1/2015 1:25:21 AMInb4 dorit posts and it's scat
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Who is that? She looks familiar...
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Like that...
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For our chocolate loving OP
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NECRO
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I really want to know what it would be like to have sex in a tub of melted chocolate now
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Doesn't need too much explanation.
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Related
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That's hot!!!!!! Like seriously that's probably kinda hot it's probably cooling off
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