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8/24/2015 6:51:43 PM
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[b]she holds out her hand[/b]
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*Jack takes out a comically large syringe*
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"Fine." *Jack throws the syringe off the roof and takes out a small device with a needle at the end*
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[b]she holds out her arm[/b]
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*Jack pokes her finger with the needle*
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"Anything else?"
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"Nope." *Jack walks to the edge of the building* "Oh wait! There is something! I didn't take your DNA."
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"Thats what the blood is for"
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"Let me rephrase that. I didn't take. I gave."
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"What?"
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"Yep. That little device put something in you."
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"What did you do?"
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*Jack turns around smiles dumbly* "No clue! I stole that thingy. All I know is it has a one time use."
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"Was it a micro chip or something?"
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*shrugs* "Microchip, tracking device, super dangerous incurable poison. Who knows?"
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[b]she takes a syringe off of her belt and infects herself with it[/b] "And now any foreign objects or chemicals in my body have been destroyed"
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Edited by Oxie: 8/24/2015 8:28:39 PM*Jack is looking over her shoulder* "Thats great misses prepared for anything but Uh..."
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"But uh what!?!"
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"Uh...thats a lot of people with a lot of big guns." *Jack points over her shoulder*
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[b]runs and jumps off the roof[/b]
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"Well I guess suicide is always an option." *Jack jumps backwards off the roof*
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[b]she slows her decent with her claws[/b]
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*Jack lands safely on a random passer by* "Sorry."
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[b]she lands on you and holds her claws to your throat[/b]
