Konnichiwa Senpai, Please notice me, I watch Asian cartoons, I’m a weeaboo, I live in my mom’s house. I’m like thirty two, I collect swords and throwing stars, yes I’m a weeaboo, Sticks and Stones may break my bones, But I will always be one step ahead of you, ‘Cause I read the manga, (You’re such a -blam!-ing pleb, are you even even Japanese bro) I haven’t showered in like sixteen weeks, All my friends and peers are ashamed of me, ‘Cause all’O’sudden, I think I’m Japanese Yes I’m a weeaboo Yes I’m a weeaboo Yes I’m a weeaboo Yes I’m a weeaboo A filthy weeaboo (snorts Naruto is SO Over-rated) A dirty weeaboo (You wanna see my katana collection) A -blam!-ing weeaboo (I’m learning Japanese on Rosetta stone) A disgusting weeaboo (So I’m like basically Japanese now) I sit at my computer desk, and argue with teenagers on the internet, About atheism, and how japan is superior to other countries, I learned a bit of Japanese, so now i’m qualified to be a part of their community so I made my avatar a kawaii waifu Yes, I’m a weeaboo (Uh duh, everybody wears kimonos) Yes, I’m a weeaboo (Ninjas are still real, okay?) Yes, I’m a weeaboo (Uh, k-konnichiwa) Yes, I’m a weeaboo (Domo arigato) A filthy weeaboo