"W.. My god.." [b]He runs through the halls of the abandoned bunker, corpses of long dead forum members strewn about in varying states of decay, some dying from natural causes, others taking their own lives. As he approaches the large red button at the end of the hall, tears well up in his eyes.[/b] "Finally.." [b]he says in a hushed, triumphant tone.[/b] "...a post that isn't bitching.." [b]He presses the button, and the bullhead doors finally open, only one in a few thousand people left after the Great Salt Dusting of 2015.[/b]