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Edited by Hawk, The Maidenless:
8/24/2015 3:45:47 PM
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Can't fap for a week
I'm used to fapping 1-2 times a day. Now I'm on vacation with my parents in a small cabin. No privacy to fap. What do?
I should note: bathroom is 3 feet from parents bed. No door/lock
Edit 2: wow 140 replies? For those who suggest the shower, its a 3x3 foot box. I'm to tall to even stand in it. Not sure how that would work
Edit 3: there are no woods around me. There is the cabin, the road, and a dock to the ocean. Most shallow water is 10 feet so i doubt i could fap and tred at the same time
Edit 4: come on guys i need more ideas. Not sure how much longer i can last
Edit 4: last night. Sooooo tempted to fap
Edit 5 (final edit): yes i have fapped again! Picture relevant
Edit 6: who the hell necroed this?
Edit 7: 420 replies
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1 ReplyA week? Seriously? Tell you what-add three more weeks onto that. One month; bit more of a challenge, isn't it? Now you take that month and add eleven more. Bloody hell, right? A year! What would you do? Then here's the final kicker: multiply it by three(drooping the change of days, etc.) Three years. Think of that. Now that's a long time, isn't it? Lastly, imagine it's cause you can't. Why? Nerve and muscle damage. No adult video, no blue pill is coming to the rescue. Roll that around the old noggin for a bit.
