I was playing crucible with some friends. My girlfriend was next to me on the couch on her laptop. She closed it suddenly and decided it was a good time to give head. So she gets down there and starts doing her thing. I told the guys "Give me a second guys, I need to grab a quick bite." So I mute the mic and the TV, then enjoy her for a while. I took the mic cable out of the jack like a jackass. And they heard me dirty talking her and telling her to open her mouth and close her eyes. then I we had sex right there on the couch. I noticed one of my friends leave so we finished up and I got back on the mic and said "hey guys sorry I took a quick shower too." My friend Elmo screamed "DUDE WHAT THE -blam!-? THAT'S ONE HELL OF A BITE." And all of the other guys muted me. Lol. I had no shame. It was awesome.