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Edited by Asforme:
10/2/2015 7:49:17 AM
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So you forgot to mute your mic... Whats the funniest/worst thing you have said or heard?!
I started baby talking my fiancé... LFG guardian replies, "someone forgot to mute their mic!" Hahah i played it off pretty well anyways and convinced him it was weird to change who you are so people don't think less/differently of you :D
Edit 1: There's lot of truth here guardians! Keep it coming!
Edit 2: Does anyone ever call the Unmuted person out? How did they defend themselves?
Edit 3: Wow! Over 3400 replies!! These stories are sad, funny and nauseating all at the same time ;) shout out to the people who sing like no one is listening :D
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I was playing crucible with some friends. My girlfriend was next to me on the couch on her laptop. She closed it suddenly and decided it was a good time to give head. So she gets down there and starts doing her thing. I told the guys "Give me a second guys, I need to grab a quick bite." So I mute the mic and the TV, then enjoy her for a while. I took the mic cable out of the jack like a jackass. And they heard me dirty talking her and telling her to open her mouth and close her eyes. then I we had sex right there on the couch. I noticed one of my friends leave so we finished up and I got back on the mic and said "hey guys sorry I took a quick shower too." My friend Elmo screamed "DUDE WHAT THE -blam!-? THAT'S ONE HELL OF A BITE." And all of the other guys muted me. Lol. I had no shame. It was awesome.
