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Edited by Nucking Futs :
8/26/2015 11:40:24 PM
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When life gives you lemons
When life gives you lemons, you study the lemons from a safe distance.
When you study from a distance, you start to fall in love with them.
When you fall in love with the lemons, you ask them out for a date.
When you ask them out for a date, they reject you.
When they reject you, you get sad.
When you get sad, you go on a downward spiral of depression.
When you're depressed, you turn to drinking.
When you turn to drinking, you try and commit suicide.
When you try and commit suicide, you end up in the ICU. On suicide watch.
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When life gives you lemons BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
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When life gives you lemons you make a gjallerhorn
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[quote]When life gives you lemons, you study the lemons from a safe distance. When you study from a distance, you start to fall in love with them. When you fall in love with the lemons, you ask them out for a date. When you ask them out for a date, they reject you. When they reject you, you get sad. When you get sad, you go on a downward spiral of depression. When you're depressed, you turn to drinking. When you turn to drinking, you try and commit suicide. When you try and commit suicide, you end up in the ICU. On suicide watch. Don't end up on suicide watch. Get Direct T-V[/quote]
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Haven't done that.
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Edited by mrhal: 10/5/2015 8:00:00 PMThe only reason I give myself lemons is to make lemonade. Why else?
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1 ReplyWhen life gives u lemons YOU GET A NEW GOD
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You make apple juice
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Freeze em solid n chuck em at its head and say " thats what you get bitch"
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When life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them as hard as you can at the people making your life difficult.
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When life gives you lemons... You punch life in the face and say "I'm not poor" then take the lemons.
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When life gives you lemonade half life 3 confirmed
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[quote]When life gives you lemons....[/quote] [b][i]YOU SQUEEZE THEM OUT IN LIFE'S EYES![/i][/b]
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When life gives you lemons, You make apple juice! Duuh.
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1 ReplyBumpe
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when life gives you lemons you slice them open and throw it in lifes eyes
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1 ReplyWhen life gives you lemons, you lower TTKs price.
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3 RepliesWhen life gives u lemons pick them up and throw them at life's face.
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1 ReplyGet Dish TV
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1 ReplyWhen god gives you lemons you...FIND A NEW GOD!
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1 ReplySqueeze them back into life's eyes
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1 ReplyWhen you turn to drinking, [i]drink the lemon juice[/i]
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2 RepliesMeh. When life gives u lemons make oj
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2 RepliesStrangle ur enemies with them
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2 RepliesYou paint that shit gold
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1 ReplyWhen life gives you lemons sue cause you wanted pizza
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2 Replieswhat?
