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Edited by Always Feral: 10/5/2015 4:29:19 AM
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FERAL'S IDEAS FOR NON-SUCKASS TITAN EXOTICS...

[b]WE TITANS ARE PROUD TO BE THE CLASS WITH THE MOST "MEH" EXOTICS AND SKILL-SETS OF ANY CHARACTER CLASSES. TO USE TITAN IS TO PUT YOURSELF AT A DISADVANTAGE, ESPECIALLY IN VERSUS, AND RELY ONLY ON YOUR TRUE MANLY GRIT[/b] (and like, really really good weapons) [b]TO SURVIVE![/b] YOU KNOW ME FROM MY [b]SHOUTING, VULGARITY-LADEN ENTHUSIASTIC REVIEWS OF EXOTICS[/b] BUT TODAY I'M GOING TO [b]SHOUT MY IDEAS AT YOU[/b] TO MAKE TITAN EXOTICS THAT AREN'T [b]F***ING TERRIBLE[/b]! 1. "Jawbreaker/SKULLSHAKER" (gauntlet) Appearance: Gauntlets, but the right gauntlet is big as hell and covered in plating, with thrusters around the forearm and elbow. The right gauntlet and shoulder plating should be much larger than the left, because [i]PUNCHING[/i]. Regular Perks: Increase Melee speed, Increase Primary Reload Speed Exotic Perk: [b]"AFTERBURNER RIGHT HOOK"[/b]: [b]MELEE ATTACKS HAVE EXTENDED REACH, AS THE THRUSTERS ACTIVATE INTO A GODDAMN ROCKET PUNCH. INCREASES THE "TRACKING" DASH-IN/LOCKED-ON EFFECT OF TITAN PUNCHES SO YOU CAN PUNCH SHIT IN THE FACE. FOREVER. PUMMEL YOUR VICTIMS LIKE YOU'VE JUST BEEN KICKED OUT OF A WHATABURGER AT 3AM FOR BEING TOO DRUNK TO CHEESEBURGER. SHORYUUUUKEN, MOTHERF***EEEEEEERRRRS.[/b] 2. "Dreg's Caress" Appearance: Fallen-style light gauntlets, with Titan armor plating crudely affixed over it with hand-wraps. Regular Perks: Grenade Throw distance, Primary Reload Speed. Exotic Perk: [b]"UNNERVING ACCURACY"[/b] : [b]ADDS MODERATE ENEMY TRACKING TO LIGHTNING GRENADES AND INSANE THROWING DISTANCE, JUST LIKE HOW DREGS CAN SOMEHOW PUT A SHOCK GRENADE AT YOUR FEET FROM 300-FEET AWAY BEHIND COVER. RAIN DOWN ELECTRIC DEATH FROM RIDICULOUS DISTANCES. RUIN YOUR EX-WIFE'S WEDDING FROM ACROSS TOWN WITH ONE LEISURELY GRENADE THROW. F*** YOU, THERESAAAA![/b] 3. "Gravelord's Faceplate" Appearance: A Titan helm with a goddamn human skull carved into the faceplate. [b]MAKE THE F***ING EYES GLOW, TOO.[/b] AND [b]SMOKE CURLS OUT OF THE JAWBONE OPENINGS.[/b] Regular Perks: Replenish health on orb pick-up. More super energy from melee kills. Exotic Perk: [b]"UNWAVERING FATE"[/b] ... [b]ADDS "JUGGERNAUT" AND "TRANSFUSION" PERK AUTOMATICALLY. GOOD FOR WHORING OUT SHOULDER-CHARGES AND GENERALLY BEING AN ASSHOLE IN PVP. ENEMIES WILL SEE YOU COMING, AND YOU WILL TERMINATOR-SPRINT AT THEM AND MURDERPUNCH THEM WITH YOUR SHOULDER HEADBUTT ATTACKS OF DOOM. BUT MORE IMPORTANTLY YOUR F***ING EYES WILL BE GLOWING.[/b]

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