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Edited by Casiopea:
9/3/2015 3:36:00 AM
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Bruh
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1 Reply*How you doin'* Joey style!
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Edited by AKS: 8/28/2015 7:52:54 AMWell start out with basics what kind of food do you like have you ever been to Whatever state your in what's your favorite color even though you guys probably know all this stuff don't start out to strong keep it slow for the first day and if she likes you get it moving a little faster take her out for dinner introduce her to your friends still pretty basic but it works show her around where you like to eat and more :) hope this helps
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"Eh, you'll do" Something about treating them like utter shit really turns them on and attaches them to you completely. Weird right. But I don't pretend to understand women.
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Say "This hot chick came from the moon!"
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2 RepliesWhatever comes to mind from the heart and not some practiced bullshit from the Internet.
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2 RepliesSay nothing. Youve waited so long to see her in person, you should definitely give her a big hug and pick her up off her feet. Bitches love getting picked up.
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1 ReplyEdited by aweseman: 8/28/2015 3:52:26 AMWuzzup! Or hello *insert her gamertag here* [spoiler]lucky... You see yours in a little bit, and I leave mine for months, across an ocean and a continent...[/spoiler]
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6 RepliesSay exactly this: "Is that a sync plate in your pants? Cause my spire is forming."
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2 RepliesHey are your shorts purple ? 'Cause your ass is legendary
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2 Replies"I don't have time to explain why I don't have time to explain" followed by a kiss. [spoiler]you're welcome[/spoiler]
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"Your waist line needs a nerf" Haha nah only messing hope everything goes well.
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Edited by John6Max4: 8/28/2015 7:27:04 AMThis better be about an exotic weapon.... *reads post* [i]f*cking bullshit....[/i] [spoiler]but seriously though you should go with ' ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ' as your opener. Works everytime[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesWalk up to her with a smile As you walk to her get ready to just be yourself Once you meet up with her smile Raise your right hand And mike Tyson her. Make sure you knock her out completely! ???? Profit
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3 RepliesIf she's an uggo, "error code: centipede"
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You got a picture of her?
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Say, "hi" and call her by her gamertag name. Cutest thing everrrrr!!!
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1 Reply"You're an exotic, I have been dying to see you in my arms"
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Massive respect to OP tho for posting this on destiny. I believe he expected mostly troll comments from this community, which isn't surprising, and I have to say thank you sir for the post getting some of these ppl with these response has been amazing. However, I don't believe this post was merely just an attempt to get some kickass responses but I believe there was an expectation for some honest posts. And there are some pretty good ones out there. In the end however, I must say good luck man! I hope everything works out! Don't force the relationship to work at first let it naturally happen, it will be a bit awkward at first which is natural but just be you bro. And definitely above all else...dont be a complete douchebag. Sarcasm is okay for jokes but like I recommend don't be a douchebag she will not appreciate that. But good luck man
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1 ReplySay something smooth like ...... "Swigity Swooty I'm Coming for that Booty!"
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Let us know how it goes
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Wear a sheet over your entire body as you meet her. "You're going to see a lot of things you don't understand." Remove sheet.
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1 Replywe'll bang, ok?
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1 ReplyYou'll find out really fast if you got Manti Teo'd!
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"kennel me and fûck me through the bars"
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The love of your life is someone you've never even met? Oookay...
