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The love of your life is someone you've never even met? Oookay...
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I hope it's a gay guy
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Leslie is a man's name.
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So let me get this straight.. you made a girlfriend online?
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Good luck, bud. Good luck.
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Plot Twist: She's actually a guy.
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Jack and jill went up the hill so Jack could lick her candy, but jack got a shock and a mouthful of cok cause jills real name is randy
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Hi it's me XxxXPu$$yD3stroy3rxxXx
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Give her a hug. Tell her you love her.
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"Oh good, your hair smells just like the doll's does."
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"Did you bring your XBox?"
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[b]TELL HER: "YOU SMELL BETTER WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE" AND GAZE AT HER KNOWINGLY. [/b]
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Hell yeah! You look just like my sister!
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"Hey sorry I'm not the stud in those pictures I sent but I love you anyway, I'm sorry I smell like cheeseburgers"
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Run up to her and say "I don't even have time to explain why I don't have time to explain." Then kiss her.
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Tell her she is beautiful. I am a woman so I know it works. All the best. :)
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Edited by BitznPiecez: 8/27/2015 10:02:39 PMI am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this BLAMING face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this BLAMING face. I make that BLAM work. It does whatever the BLAM I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little BLAM, none of you little BLAMS out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little F^?! Then I rub my nose with it.
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Well.......I recommend that you NOT say you came to the Destiny forums for relationship advice...
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Tell her you have no time to explain why you dont have time to explain
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Gaze deeply into her eyes and whisper, "cover me I am going in." If she doesn't whip out a shotty and scan for fallen then flash grenade and run!
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Tell her to make you a sandwich
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*need relationship advice. *resorts to Destiny forums. I see a bright future for you, Little Light.
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"Want to play Destiny?"
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By event....are we talking....you know. ..an "event"?
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Tell her......,., can I touch your boobies?... No that was terrible all you have to do is give her the longest, strongest,hug you ever give then kisser like you mean it