[quote]My -blam!-ing eyes burn from reading your post.[/quote] Don't worry I have the perfect cure. Just gotta take my scrotum and slowly and gently place them on your eyes. One ball to one eye. Then gently in a circular motion rub them in, progressively rubbing harder. Eventually your eyes will feel much better and not burn. As a sign of appreciation, once it's over, you should give a quick peck on the sack.