When then mr.cheese, I guess you and me are at odds. Now the way I see it, there are two options. 1) we both go our own way and never speak of this again, leaving us on reasonably good terms. Or 2) you pursue your action towards me. Now mr.cheese, I'll be honest. You don't want 2. You see mr.cheese, I have a particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let this go now, that will be the end of it. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will give you a stern but not too aggressive speech on why this was all a joke and how I find it ironic that the original comment was "it's a joke not a dick, don't take it so hard".

I'll take door #3...