Excuse me... ALL the beautiful women praise my neckbeard. AND my fedora. In fact, so many women love them both, they ALL tell me I'm their friend. I have so many more women friends than YOU. My only problem is, we are such good friends, we have all decided not to date in fear of losing our friendship. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go upstairs to take my mom out. It's bingo night!