Was watching my brother play madden once and the guy he was playing against paused the game. We sat waiting and all of a sudden we hear him starting to pee. He's grunting and groaning and telling himself how good it feels out loud. After some more time we hear him open his refrigerator and start eating on something (we didn't hear him wash his hands) then he opens a bottle and starts drinking from it. He walks back and then starts the game back up. We were laughing so hard that my brother, who was winning up to that point, lost the game.