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[Internet Poop] "My Immortal" by XXXbloodyrists666XXX
[b]The most exquisite, riveting, and intelligently woven fanfic to have ever been written: [/b]
Chapter 1.
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major -blam!-ing hottie. I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
"Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
AN: IS it good? PLZ tell me fangz!
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19 RepliesChapter 2. AN: Fangz 2 bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da chapta! BTW preps stop flaming ma story ok! The next day I woke up in my bedroom. It was snowing and raining again. I opened the door of my coffin and drank some blood from a bottle I had. My coffin was black ebony and inside it was hot pink velvet with black lace on the ends. I got out of my coffin and took of my giant MCR t-shirt which I used for pajamas. Instead, I put on a black leather dress, a pentagram necklace, combat boots and black fishnets on. I put on four pairs of earrings in my pierced ears, and put my hair in a kind of messy bun. My friend, Willow (AN: Raven dis is u!) woke up then and grinned at me. She flipped her long waist-length raven black hair with pink streaks and opened her forest-green eyes. She put on her Marilyn Manson t-shirt with a black mini, fishnets and pointy high-heeled boots. We put on our makeup (black lipstick white foundation and black eyeliner.) "OMFG, I saw you talking to Draco Malfoy yesterday!" she said excitedly. "Yeah? So?" I said, blushing. "Do you like Draco?" she asked as we went out of the Slytherin common room and into the Great Hall. "No I so -blam!-ing don't!" I shouted. "Yeah right!" she exclaimed. Just then, Draco walked up to me. "Hi." he said. "Hi." I replied flirtily. "Guess what." he said. "What?" I asked. "Well, Good Charlotte are having a concert in Hogsmeade." he told me. "Oh. My. -blam!-ing. God!" I screamed. I love GC. They are my favorite band, besides MCR. "Well…. do you want to go with me?" he asked. I gasped.
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Why did you have to remind me.
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Please tell me someone didn't write this seriously
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What the hell is this
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Celler please staph
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1 Reply[i]"Good read."[/i] -U.S. Times [i]"The voice of a generation"[/i] - Congress [i]"I got pregnant while reading this"[/i] - Everyone [i]"A tale for centuries to come."[/i] - Shitstain
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What have I just witnessed?
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2 RepliesEdited by la creatura: 8/30/2015 12:49:25 PMHere are the authors of this legendary story :) [spoiler]careful with your volume[/spoiler]
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You're actually posting my immortal here? OH GOD *readies eye bleach*
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1 ReplyHow much did you want to kill yourself while posting this?
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1 ReplyI feel triggered.
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Bleach. Now.
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2 RepliesEdited by Magiktako: 8/29/2015 10:21:09 PM#cuts4tcd [spoiler]my dog's name is Draco[/spoiler]
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Worst (best?) cringe in a while.
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Relevant
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Oh, christ. [i]This.[/i]
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Pls no
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This hurts to read.
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I read it and cringed to the point of no return
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Edited by Them7: 8/31/2015 12:11:11 AMTake all of my internets. [i]All of them. [/i] Seriously though, as I read those, I could feel my brain cells drop in numbers.
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I read this when it first appeared... its still just as cringy today
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Over 30 chapters? Yea... I watched a vid of the first 4 chapters. I'm not going to waste my life on this lmao.
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9 Replies>this damn story
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2 RepliesThis is story is the result of the most severe case of autism I've ever seen... And I love it.
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3 RepliesWhere is this even from?
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