That you just fell instantly in love with, and you knew that you just had to have him/her and so you grabbed it and stole it...running off into the distance caressing the scared hunk of plastic as you go, and telling it that everything will be ok...now knowing, that you finally...finally....found your one true love...
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I love going on long walks on the beach with my girlfriend. Then the LSD wears off and I'm dragging a stolen mannequin around a Wendy's parking lot.