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Edited by BaconCommando:
9/1/2015 6:40:53 PM
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This MUST be addressed Bungie!
I don't know why it has only just occurred to me, but Bungie missed something that we need in patch 2.0. What if I told you an enemy has a shield and [b]NO[/b] critical spot?
Sound crazy? Even... O.P.? The answer is yes my fellow Guardians, check your stats for all the enemies you have died by and the most deaths will probably be from...
*Inhales*
[spoiler]Shanks[/spoiler]
That's right! These little buggers are the real threat to the City! And now there's a mission with [b][i]A GIANT SHANK BOSS?!?![/i][/b]
This is getting to be too much for me, Bungie, either you give shanks crit spots or I'm going back to Sonic '06, a far superior game. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DELAY 2.0 and T.T.K. by 20 years! Fix this now!!!!!
[spoiler]Also for being traumatized I deserve a Sparrow only I can have,
God Mode in every activity,
a shader that says "Badass",
A permanent Crota sword,
And all T.T.K. Exotics [/spoiler]
Sorry for such a rant, but this is a SERIOUS ISSUE!
Edit 1 : So apparently I shut off my phone for 2 hours and now this is trending? Good to see I gave many a good laugh :)
Edit 2: So... Over 100 replies... Well then, I'm going to bed
Edit 3: Trending for almost 24 hours... Ok then
Edit 4 : Over 160 replies, and Cozmo is here!
Edit 5: This is still a thing?
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Shankzilla will devour u...lmao
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1 ReplyYou didn't keep your rocket launcher with shank burn? For shame!
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22 RepliesFear the Shanks!
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Shanks can give you herpes Guardians
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Minotaurs don't have a critical spot either.
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2 RepliesGo play a game that is legitimately hard. Without aim assist, and good ai (or human competition) You know anything from the last two decades. (A frack ton of games qualify) Then complain about something that actually matters somewhere that actually matters. Oops, this is a destiny forum. Carry on.
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Shanks: almost as bad as minotaurs
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Shanks are more OP than Gjallarhorn
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1 ReplyThe shanks that spawn behind me during the second room omnigul arc burn nightfalls haunt my dreams.
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Edited by NickLambo: 8/31/2015 8:26:31 PMThey will probably add a crit spot. All bosses so far have them. [spoiler]not including crota [/spoiler]
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2 RepliesSkanks are a serious problem but you shouldn't be dying that much from me them.
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So does a Minotaur tho
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Minotaurs?
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Bungie will get the last laugh when they have a shank boss with a void shield. We're all gonna wish we bought that Variks launcher...
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6 RepliesHey Minotaurs have no crit spot and a shield
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Shields are for pussies.
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We don't talk about sonic '06.....
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6 RepliesHard luck I will continue to destroy you in nightfalls with my OP solar shield which can absorb more damage than atheon.
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Well you do have the shank handgun, so that might come in handy
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1 Replyyou used me well.
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1 ReplyAnd everyone thought my solar shotty with shank burn was a joke. Who's laughing now! ?
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Our army grows....... We shall rise, [b]AND DEFEAT THE SHANKS![/b] WHO'S WITH ME?!?!? [spoiler]Sorry, just pumped for T.T.K. and feeling like type-screaming[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyShanks deserve boomer cannons, and BUNGIE needs to break out their crayons, and re color them red white, and blue. They also deserve a troll move when they kill u. Hovering t bag. Idk. They should also be able to fly faster, and higher. They need jet packs.
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6 Replies*Grabs Vestian Dynasty* I can take em.
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2 RepliesNightfall shanks = God shanks
