I drink because I can. There's nothing wrong with it, people are just dumb and can't handle their liquor so they end up trying to scrap in public or throw up on a girl their trying to get with or piss in their clothes dresser thinking it's the toilet [spoiler]that last one happened to a friend of mine. he woke up because his mom was yelling at his dad who was peeing into the dresser and was getting upset because he thought she was in the bathroom with him[/spoiler]