•Make only #Offtopic open, leading everybody to post there
•Open up Google+ accounts and declare that April 1st is the mods' day off
•Make the spare post automatically reroute to a different subforum
•Pm Engra, letting him know he has 1 day to do as he pleases
•Give NoiselessPurse the community spotlight
•Announce the staff is giving up on Destiny and will instead make a new Ori game
•Announce a new partnership with EA
•Ban every account on Bungie.net for the whole day
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Or, delete any of your apps off every phone for a day.