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Edited by Detonated:
8/30/2015 8:19:17 PM
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I have a 3 redbull codes. Giveaway. {REAL}
Hello everyone. You have probably seen so many of these types of threads with no actual codes, but I have 3 redbull codes ready to be used. Not kidding.
What I want you to do is write a joke. The 3 funniest jokes will get a private message from me containing A redbull code.
The contest will end September 2nd.
What are you waiting for! Tell me your jokes!
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I was sitting next to this hot thai girl on the bus today, all I was thinking was 'don't get an erection dont get an erection'... but she did.
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Hey I have 2 codes. Is it cool if I give them to people I personally find funny?
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2 RepliesGay jokes aren't funny.... Cum on guys
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Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He's not breathing and his eyes are glazed, so his friend calls 911. "My friend is dead! What should I do?" The operator replies, "Calm down, sir. I can help. First make sure that he's dead." There's a silence, then a loud bang. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"
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1 ReplyEpic.
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2 RepliesWhat's the difference between a priest and acne??
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1 ReplyA priest, rapist and a con artist walks into a bar He orders a drink
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Do you wanna hear a joke about Gjallerhorn?[spoiler] You probably wouldn't get it [/spoiler]
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Girl: baby I'm wet Guy: u want a paper towel? Girl: no I want more than that Guy: two paper towels? Girl: no I want something big and round Guy: damn u want the whole roll?
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Just a joke, not actually racist. Q- What do you call a black guy and a Jewish guy falling off a cliff? A- Who cares?
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Destiny's servers
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What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.
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There was once a very dumb man who had very low self esteem, one day he was so happy. No one knew why. His neighbor asked, "why are you so happy, you're never happy." The man replied, "my mother told me something that boosted my self esteem." The other man replied, "well, what did she say?" He said back, "she said, 'you are unique, just like everyone else.' "
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Xur (Xur is the joke)
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When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. In high school, teachers had to raise there hand to speak to Chuck Norris Chuck Norris made a Happy Meal Cry Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas. UFC actually stands for Unwilling to Fight Chuck When Alexander Bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls for Chuck Norris Chuck Norris has already been to Mars, thats why there are no signs of life. Chuck Norris counted to infinity, twice Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the sh*t out of it Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because Chuck Norris only recognizes the element of surprise If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win, FOREVER Chuck Norris never has deja vu. No scene would be that stupid to appear in front of a man twice There is only one known cure of lesbianism, Chuck Norris Chuck Norris doesn't love Raymond
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Three men are sitting in a bar. One of then goes "Hey, I think I have the smallest hand in the world!" The second one says "I think I have the smallest arm on the world!" The third one says " I think that I have the smallest dick in the world!" So they go Guinness World Records to check. The first one walks out saying "I [i]do[/i] have the smallest hand in the world!" The second one walks out saying "I [i]do[/i] have the smallest arm in the world!" The third one walks out grumbling "Who the fu.ck is Justin Beiber?!?"
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1 Reply"What I want you to do" Power tripping child most likely. And the codes probably aren't even real. Muted. [spoiler]I mute everyone that makes stupid posts like this that demands people to jump through hoops just for a code. Like, you couldn't just give the codes out to those who ask. Pathetic.[/spoiler]
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What lays at the bottom of the ocean and twitches? A nervous wreck.
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Two guys sit at a bar. One says to the other "Man, my wife is going to be pissed at me tonight like every night i go to a bar. No matter how quiet I sneak my car into the driveway, or creep into the house, she's always waiting on bed to yell at me." The man next to him finishes his drink, looks at him and says "Man, you're doing it all wrong! I slam I car into the driveway, burst open the door and stomp down the hallway, jump into bed and slap my wife on the ass and say 'hey baby, wanna give me a blow job?' And she's always fast asleep."
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Americans are like cabal 800 lbs, highly militarized, and blow up, in this case, countrys for getting in the way
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1 ReplyI think the only joke here is falling for corporate advertising by buying an energy drink that will serve as a "benefit" in a game that has no worth in the real world. But since this is a thread... Destiny: Welcome to our new IP never before seen! You: What is The Collap- Destiny: Shhhh..you should already know...
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Destiny's base story.
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Two guys are standing in line to enter heaven. One turned around and asked the other how he died. "I froze to death. How about you?" "I had a heart attack." "How did that happen?" "Well, I suspected my wife was cheating on me. So after work I went straight home. I ran upstairs to find my wife sleeping by herself. Then I ran back downstairs and looked in all the hiding spots. When I was running back up the stairs, I had a heart attack." "That's ironic." "Why?" "If you would've looked in the fridge, we'd both be alive."
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A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to speak because it's a horse, promptly sh!ts on the floor and leaves.
