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8/31/2015 6:29:23 AM
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"Muuuuuuurrrph" A summary of the hit film Interstellar
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You're a cat Murphy, you are pretty gross.
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Not by my standards
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Well what are your standards Murph?
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Edited by Mix It Up MK: 9/1/2015 4:42:42 AMNot gross: Pooping in box and not washing Washing yourself with your tongue Eating Cat food everyday Gross: Shoving food up your ass, pooping it out, then eating it
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Do you have fleas?
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Never, I put some flea-repellant shit on my neck twice a year
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Do you have worms?
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I did when I was like 1 year old I think. Not worms but bad poop. I remember going to the vet but I can't remember if I had them or not.
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Great! You're checkup is complete, you are now able to reproduce freely.
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But.. But...
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Unless you've been neutered. 'Sigh' well sorry for the false hope! See ya
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:-( those damn humans ruinin me life
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I may not know how you feel but, I feel you bro.
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I have to sneak real food everyday, because that cat food is nasty. Every time I build up a quality poop collection, the come in with a scoop and steal it from me. They pet me until I purr, but then leave me hanging to play video games or go to the mall or play outside. Hoomans are evil. Sometimes I get back at them but then they just lock me in a room. Evil
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Ha when someone disses my cat he sneezes on them heh he is pretty old
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Edited by Mix It Up MK: 9/1/2015 5:18:25 AMI should try that
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It is very efficient
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They'll probably take me to THE VET though. I'm not old so they'll be like "You sneezing Murph? Time for THE VET!" I swear they take me there at every chance they get.
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Getting your temperature checked alot then huh Murphy
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*shudders* Yes...
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Are we friends Murphy?
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*shudders* Yes...
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I hope that the fact I work at a clinic doesn't effect this friendship...
