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8/31/2015 8:45:09 PM
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[b][u]Tau base, Mars[/u][/b]
Python steps out of the commander's building and starts looking for his friends. He pulls out his lighter and a cigar. He lights the cigar and continues walking.
English
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[b]the commander walks out of the base after having finished with his business.[/b]
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Python turns, ashing his cigar. "Don't know where my team went, but I'm sure they'll be back."
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"Good. Finding human friends be good." [b]he seems to struggle with his words.[/b]
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He nods. "You don't know English all that well, do you?"
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"No... would be useful to learn." [b]he chuckles.[/b]
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"I could teach you, in return for letting my team and I stay until the storm stops."
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"I... would be greatful." [b]he's already catching on.[/b]
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"There you go, catching on already."
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"Thank you." [b]he chuckles.[/b]
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He laughs a bit as well. [spoiler]*has no idea how to teach a language*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]let's simply invoke the Power of Deus Ex Machina.[/spoiler] [b]the Water Caste drone uses it's translation engine to go over words, conjugation, spelling, euphemisms, and Python shows him how to properly pronounce them.[/b]
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[spoiler]Kek[/spoiler] "Alright. Gimme a full sentence."
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"So, what's the deal with these humans I keep hearing about? They can't even fly a cruiser straight!"
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"Nice job." He offers a fist bump, hoping Kor knows what a fist bump is.
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[b]he looks at his fist, and forms a fist of his own, connecting it with Python's.[/b]
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He chuckles a bit. "That's called a fist bump."
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"Fist bump...I will remember that."
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"Yeah, pretty good to know."
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"Now... mind telling me what happened on that ship?"
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"So, this guy, Ginger, he's like, out leader Phantom's, right hand man and he's always had some secrets. Phantom goes to check up on everyone's personal records to update his codex or something. In order to do that, he had to hack into Ginger's personal computer. Ginger wasn't happy and started a fight. I tried to break it up, but Ginger got away from me while I wasn't looking and started to punch Phantom. Some guy crashed the ship, but before that happened, I jumped out and free fell down to the surface. I'm pretty sure that's how your men found me."
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"I see... so this Ginger, why were you attacking him? What was so bad that Phantom needed to confront him?"
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"I was trying to keep Ginger down until he relaxed, obviously I failed. Ginger killed a team member in cold blood for cash. I didn't like the guy, so I don't care too much, but still."
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"Killed a former ally for personal gain? Has he no honor?!"
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"Exactly why we were all mad. Phantom looked like he was going to kill him, so I tried to break it up."
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"Hmm... well, I'm at least glad you still have allies."
