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Edited by TonyRigatoni454: 8/22/2015 3:27:30 AM
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Deez Nuts running for office

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Recently a man named Deez Nuts has officially began running for president in America. He is running as an independent and in some states almost has 10% of people voting for him so the question is, are you going to vote for Deez Nuts? Edit:Just to let you guys know this is 100% real Deez Nutz is actually running for president Edit: Guys we're trending!! Let's keep it up Deez nuts for president! Edit: Donald Trump made an appearance on this thread! Looks like he can't handle Deez Nuts

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