I don't know why it has only just occurred to me, but Bungie missed something that we need in patch 2.0. What if I told you an enemy has a shield and [b]NO[/b] critical spot?
Sound crazy? Even... O.P.? The answer is yes my fellow Guardians, check your stats for all the enemies you have died by and the most deaths will probably be from...
*Inhales*
[spoiler]Shanks[/spoiler]
That's right! These little buggers are the real threat to the City! And now there's a mission with [b][i]A GIANT SHANK BOSS?!?![/i][/b]
This is getting to be too much for me, Bungie, either you give shanks crit spots or I'm going back to Sonic '06, a far superior game. I DON'T CARE IF YOU DELAY 2.0 and T.T.K. by 20 years! Fix this now!!!!!
[spoiler]Also for being traumatized I deserve a Sparrow only I can have,
God Mode in every activity,
a shader that says "Badass",
A permanent Crota sword,
And all T.T.K. Exotics [/spoiler]
Sorry for such a rant, but this is a SERIOUS ISSUE!
Edit 1 : So apparently I shut off my phone for 2 hours and now this is trending? Good to see I gave many a good laugh :)
Edit 2: So... Over 100 replies... Well then, I'm going to bed
Edit 3: Trending for almost 24 hours... Ok then
Edit 4 : Over 160 replies, and Cozmo is here!
Edit 5: This is still a thing?
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You didn't keep your rocket launcher with shank burn? For shame!