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Edited by Nucking Futs :
9/2/2015 6:44:27 PM
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>be me
>be me
>girlfriend is prego
>we like to get kinky anyways
>one night things get particularly saucy
>sticking my noodle in her when i notice something coming out
>wtf there's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period
>i look up at her and there's a jarred glassy look on her face
>not responding
>ohshit.jpg
>i rush full speed in my car with her to the hospital
>get to hospital and she's not bleeding much anymore, but no color in her face
>oshit looks like she's in a vegetative state
>Storm into the E.R and run to the nearest doctor and explain everything
>takes one look at her and says, "i can't do anything"
>"WHY THE HELL NOT?!"
>"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"
>mfw
Thanks The Cellar Door for the picture boi.
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2 RepliesOne does not simply post this greentext without the face to accompany it.
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Le me
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i cri evry tim.
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So good.
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1 ReplyThat's nucking futs!
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1 ReplyOld pasta is old
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1 Reply[quote]Prego[/quote] [quote]Saucy[/quote] [quote]Noodle[/quote] [quote]Red[/quote] [quote]Jarred glassy look[/quote] [quote]Vegetated state[/quote] I see what you did there, and there, and over there. Oh yeah, can't forget that over there. 10/10
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Damn that was clever
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1 ReplyMy girlfriend is Classico. Prego is for plebs. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Topkek
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nuckfut is da best
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ayy lmao
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5 RepliesFuсking... ... B- Eheerr- Goddamnit...
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Yes bump
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10/10
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[quote]girlfriend is prego[/quote] 10/10
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[spoiler]I knew this story before I read it because I've seen it before. (; Good job though; still funny as hell. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Terible Speling: 9/2/2015 1:35:37 PMAyyyyy
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 Reply[[quote]girlfriend is prego [/quote] oooohhhhhh Iseewhatyoudidthere.jpg
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>??? >Profit
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Took me a sec, but I figured it out, nice one 100/10
