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9/2/2015 4:33:53 AM
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Lol just remembered another incident which happened years ago, but was way funnier. I was over at my friend's house playing Black Ops zombies on Kino. We were playing online with a random xbox friend he had called GodBodie (can't remember the exact gamertag), and my god was this guy high. About every 30 seconds he would laugh maniacally and yell at the zombies he had just killed. On one round, he died right after getting juggernog, and he yelled at the top of his lungs, "GOD DAMN ZOMBIE WHORES!!! TOOK MY GAWDDANG JUGGERNAWG!" My friend and I were on the floor laughing our lunch up, we went down 3 rounds in a row because we weren't even playing. In between rants we could hear him wiff on whatever drug he was taking, and he'd make a grunting noise after each one. We were laughing so hard. The funniest part came around round 20 when he had to go to the bathroom. He was mad because, in his words (yes he did bring the mic into the bathroom with him), "the piss was taking too long to come out", so when he came back he said the funniest thing I have ever heard on xbox live: "WHERE'S A KNIFE?! I'M GON' MAKE MY PEEHOLE AS BIG AS A WATERHOSE!!" My friend ended the game after that, and we spent the next 10 minutes laughing our asses off.
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