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Edited by Loot Cave Rave:
9/2/2015 3:45:37 PM
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YOU are the next Tower/Reef vendor - Pitch your idea
You know you, yeh? You know The Tower and The Reef, yeh?
Well in the next patch YOU have your own area in one of the social spaces.
What are you? Where are you? Why are you there? What use are you to anyone? Explain yourself!
You can be anything you like, just make it good or I will punch.
Come up with a good idea and you can have a vendor stall :)
Get your creativity on the go :-)
My Idea is in here -
[spoiler]Shader Design Hut!
My idea is to persuade that old bitch who sells a few boring shaders to retire so I can take her spot.
I'd sell an empty shader palette - all grey when you buy it and your character will look like a tit.
However I also sell hundreds of colours, patterns, shines, shimmers, glows and hues. You can buy 3 to put into your shader in whatever order you like.
Try before you buy! You will have half a screen showing the colour options and the other half showing your guardian and the effects the changes would have.
Fill your shader palette up and go on your way.
Once your shader is complete, it is locked and can not be changed, so you'll need to come back to me if you want a new one ;-)[/spoiler]
edit - Wowsers peeps, with all these cool ideas, we might have to ask Bunj to open up the closed area down near the Speaker! We gots lots of stuff and this hype is totes real!
edit - deleted the list of best ideas because it wasn't showing them all correctly and was becoming too long. Sorry
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I sell bounties but for a price
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I can vision a weapon [i]the dildo cannon[/i] Rocket launcher Exotic perk: OHK almost anything The catch you may ask? You have to shoot them in the ass
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The paint shop Use a color wheel to create your own shader made of 3 colors. You can make shaders for your ships and guns too. Different portions of the wheel are unlocked through game progress White/ gray- Vog hard mode Green- CE hard mode Purple\ pink- PoE 35 Yellow- Flawless Trials run Black- King's Fall hard mode Red- Get [b]f[/b]ucked
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I would be the tower prostitute..
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Crack You can't fight a huge -blam!-ing army of space aliens without crack
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Hamburgers at Tess' s place
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Funnel cakes
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Hot dogs.
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-blam!-ing glimmer farming consumables for planetery materials
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Gonna sell "spirit bloom" to get the guardians "hyped"
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Edited by Shortyducks: 9/3/2015 12:55:27 AMCorn dogs. Guardians gotta eat, and who doesn't -blam!-ing love corn dogs
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Good quality 100% baked cookies
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Free weapon parts and a toilet
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uh im the new cryptarch. i only have common weps and armor pls let me decode your legendaries
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Can I sell waffles and bacon
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I'll sell swords. Boom, millionaire
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2 RepliesEdited by Sparkz: 9/2/2015 11:35:58 PMYe Olde Barber. And magical beard creator. I use a straight edge razor.
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1 ReplyWhatever they sell the vendor hut must be outfitted with wild wacky inflatable flailing arms tube men.
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Edited by Raylot: 9/2/2015 11:21:54 PMI'd be a fabulous hunter and I would give people the option to change there face (not race) and for 25 legendary marks cheap AF you're welcome
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Now hear me out....Tacos! I mean guardian's gotta eat between missions right?
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The Body shop. I specialize in Exo body mods. I can give you a new paint job, customize your facial features, and oil your joints to make sure you're in good condition. 1000 glimmer to recustomize your Exo.
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Blacksmith's I sell swords :3
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I'm an infinite vault It costs 100 glimmer to add one slot in the vault (you start off with 50 of each).
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Edited by FAITH12: 9/2/2015 7:15:02 PMI'm a raid key vendor, shader mixer vendor, and sparrow modifier vendor. My wares are [i]all[/i] exotic, the first item, a raid key, is account bound and I can only sell you one per week but with it you can replay any raid for a second time during the same week and get another shot at all drops. (Price: 50 strange coins + 25 motes of light) My second item, the shader mixer, allows for you to take the armor color from one shader and mix it with the cloth portion of another. (Price: 25 of each planet mats + 5,000 glimmer, also has a penalty of not being categorized in the kiosk, once dismantled it must be done again and paid for). My final ware allows for sparrow customization, add spikes, change colors, add accents and decals, change booster color, etc. (Price: 1 raid sparrow to sacrifice + 10 ascendant shards + 10 radiant shards + 5,000 glimmer)
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1 ReplyI sell ziploc bags filled with dirt. They are exclusive to thorn and TLW users.
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I give free legendary and exotic engrams evey week to make guardians happy after being let down by Rahool
